He received a slash to the throat and survived? He needs to change his nickname to “The Kurgan”.

That guy deserves this title.

what a scrub, everyone knows you right-click in a knife fight.

The attacker was able to flee the scene because everyone runs faster with a knife.

Not to be confused with Mypos, homeland of this guy:

Look at all the jaggies!

Goro was awesome until Kintaro came along and was so much cooler. Then the creators felt bad for Goro, so they retroactively made him tougher and turn Kintaro into a cat.

That’s not hardcore enough.

Johnny Cage hit Goro right in the Dragon Ballz.

Ha! That’s cute and completely creative!

I remember when I was a kid I actually dressed as Goro for Halloween once. Mostly I just liked the idea of doing a four-armed effect... I wore a Hercules: The Legendary Journeys costume with cotton-filled stockings sewn onto the side, and I connected the lower arms to my real arms with string so they would move.

Why isn’t there a fatality where like they get a spoon or something and force them to eat their insides while they’re alive?

Well, maybe he'll think twice before smashing $500 sunglasses

Ludacris was the guy who discovered all the GPS trackers and hidden systems in the two cars in 2F2F, too...

Could someone just open those doors already?

This one time while playing Halo 3, I got raped by an 11 year old kid. Things just weren't the same after that.

But does it have PTSD?

Sorry for not reading the post, but I got distracted by that big, erect and apparently hard... sword handle.

"..in my bed"

Are we still people playing as a guy who plays as a guy. Cause if so Ubi can go suck a ......