That was the most politely vulgar commentary I could've imagined.

This is not the same as running a redlight. Not even close.

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Since I'm biased, and I know a V8 can be made to fit, and it comes in around 2200lbs.

I'm sure Rockstar will fix this glitch in the next patch.

When a BMW owner is the one driving responsibly...

How did the Maybach 57 not make this list?

welp, neverrrrrrrmind then

Large 2 door SUVs.

The prevailing lore is the term refers to the result of what a person looks like after a crash wearing a helmet but no other protective gear:

I think he was concerned cornering one would incite the aggression of the others, which was probably an accurate assessment they way these guys were rolling.

This "run along, little Timmy" hand gesture to an officer. It violates every inch of idealism strung and tensioned inside my fibrous being. I despise that feeling, and I despise this squid.

I think this'd be the perfect backup for him

Dear Squids,

Infiniti is not a brand of performance vehicles. They are a sticker on the side of Red Bull F1 cars.

It's like naming a Minivan after the Mulsanne straight.

I'd guess 4AT played a major role in your disappointment; if you only have 100hp, you definitely want the manual.

You should try a base 3 series, twice the price, same disappointment

Still can't figure out how Paparazzo are legal.

Why get mad? Just send him the bill. You have lots of photos proving he did it.