Be patient. And think positive thoughts. You can beat this wretched condition.

Surrender accepted. Get well soon.

My mother died during ass-implant surgery when I was an infant, so I never got any such lessons from her. My father taught me, decades ago, when an emotionally unstable person with delusions of grandeur tells you to fuck yourself on a website, the best thing to do is be polite to them and wish them well. For they are…

No, again. You seem to have a fundamental blind spot to your own boorish behavior. I have no issue with disagreement. You're just an unpleasant and emotionally unhinged person. This is bigger than just an ass. I hope you can get some help.

No, just people who reflexively demonstrate unhinged behavior...

I can let you know now that I don't agree. I just try to be polite to obviously unhinged people.

Okie dokie.

The origin of the word is rooted in plumpness, though it is often associated with breasts. The point stands, if you prefer, with "curvy."

Meh... "Buxom" and "curvy" and myriad other terms have long been used as objectifying praise for women with big asses dating back to Marilyn and before; it was just more polite. But far be it for me to get between someone and their "I've been appropriated!" poutrage.

Enjoy your future, rubberface...

I cried for a woman who threw her shoe until I met a woman who threw her foot.

Noted. I was making a broader point.

"Obviously, these incidents aren't funny — hazing can be dangerous and foolish — but it's kind of funny."

Weird. My buddy's brother-in-law makes $98 per hour.

Thankfully, it didn't stop you from leaping in uninformed. Viva internet!

Okay. As long as you recognize it comes off as reading way too much into a routine police statement and a self-indulgent opportunity to pontificate...

Yes, yes... but surely you have some thoughts on white people to share, yes?

The synchronized "stare at the ground" move is fucking creepy.

The braid and collar, silly.