You know what gets you respect? Upgrading to business class, where they remember your name no matter what you wear. (I got bumped to first class for the very first time earlier this year and I don't think I'm ever going to get over it. They treat you like you're human! Nobody's going feral in the back row next to the…

what is this amazingness from?

We once lived next door to a family from Mexico, and one day the little adorable kid came over to talk to us and told us that La Llorona was coming to visit him a few times a week. We asked, mildly horrified, how he knew that, and he confirmed our horrified suspicion by telling us that he heard her wailing outside…

I was just thinking that. Why would I want simultaneous orgasm? Why is this a goal? I am good with my string-of-firecrackers things I've got going on, thanks!

See, I didn't know this either, and probably never would, but in the 1990s meth-hell that was southern California, apparently to "sketch" or "to be sketchy" were to use methamphetamines. Also tweaking, spinning, being spun. I'm sure there were thousands more terms because, you know, tweakers love sitting around…

p.s. I love Always Sunny <3

Hahaha! When I was younger, I ended up having to talk myself out of situations more than once because I thought that nice couple I just met was inviting me over for dinner, or maybe rock climbing or something, because I seemed "adventurous." Guess what? They weren't talking about us all going rock climbing together.

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Matthew 7:1-3

Not to mention the things he has said on the record. "Pussified nation?" "Feminism/hell?" Really? He doesn't sound like a wonderful man to me. He sounds like a two-bit huckster and every inch a misogynist. I wouldn't talk to him over a back fence, let alone listen to one of his god-awful sermons.

As a straight woman, I like body hair on men. That includes back hair and chest hair. I don't know why there's such a stigma attached to a nice pelt.

You didn't ask, but I've been looking for a reason to link to this. It is the most ridiculous piece I think I've read in years. She says crazy shit, the reporter says crazy shit, highly entertaining. It actually made me like her. http://www.esquire.com/megan-fox/mega…

This dude sure thinks about other guys' penises a lot. Just sayin.

I'm right there with you. I can't get through the smug.

Oh, crap. Me too. AM I AN ALCOHOLIC? Oh, well, whatever, cheers!

And there's a class element to it too, in my opinion. People love to criticize their food choices, dress choices, life choices, so that they can feel better about their own. Well, fuck `em. Should she be getting this much attention? In my opinion, no. I don't think any kid should. But is she a monster? Absolutely…

Seriously. She's a kid. She's a kid who has obviously had a very strange childhood that rewards very strange behavior. If you want to loathe somebody, loathe her parents who let this happen to her, but calling her a "pig brat?" Really? She's EIGHT.

Ah, I hear you. Well, I'm still enraged on your behalf.

Wow, I am so enraged reading that. I'd walk right the fuck out.

I will next time! Usually I just ignore him.