Amen. Right there with you. And I am vile and disgusting.

Same here. I used to be an open-door no-holds-barred lets-just-let-it-all-hang-out type but something changed when I met my current boyfriend ten years ago. I guess what has changed is that I am with somebody I respect, and one way I show respect is to not waft my odors and effluvia all over him. Also I am with…

Reading these comments makes me realize how lucky I am to have found a Mr. AgingHipster who honestly could not give a fuck how much or how little makeup I wear. Dang, maybe I should go give him a lipstick-free kiss right now.

Yeah, re-reading, I was being even more pedantic than I thought I was. Apologies :D

http://sangerpapers.wordpress.com/2012/06/04/mar… She remained committed to women's bodily autonomy (so I guess she was pro-choice and I am, as I said, being pedantic) but felt that proper birth control access would make it obsolete, and in her opinion, rightly so.

I am really really sorry to be so pedantic, but it's like a sickness. Sanger was actually vehemently anti-abortion!

I'm very muscular with low body fat, so no, I most certainly am not stereotyping. I am, however, stereotyping you for sounding like a tool.

36-24-36 and 5'3" (well, 5'4") are my measurements, and I loooooooove this song.

Sixpacks on men are not necessarily hot. To me, it's a signal that a man spends way too much time trying to attain an elusive ideal instead of developing himself as a person. HUGE turnoff.

fwiw, I have never considered whether or not my feet are big and I have never given a shit! So we're not all like that.

Counterpoint! I am a fellow enormously-thighed person (they're three inches smaller than my waist on a good day.) I gave up on trying to make them smaller and instead decided to start using my thigh-powers for good and now I am a runner and fencer, which has made them HUGE. And I've always had a thigh gap! It just…

I was just coming in to say that. Jeff Goldblum is so hot. WHY IS HE SO HOT?

I'm a grad student right now. I'm also female. Worse than that, I am friendly and petite, so I must be stupid right? I endured the bullshit talking over the women and mansplaining and ignoring us for about a month, and then I just started doing exactly what the men do. If they try to interrupt me while I'm…

He is beyond creepy. I also hear he's an utter, egomaniacal, screaming, enormous asshole.

HAHAHA, FANTASTIC. I approve wholeheartedly.

Ah yes of course, patriarchy! And here I thought feminism existed so that we could all be perceived as individuals and not some member of a collective woman horde.

Hahahahaha oh my goodness. Thank you! I so feel for you right now. <3

Excellent satire, A+.

Oh, I do that too. Eventually the neighbors become acclimated and stop complaining.

Seriously? Because that show sucks.