The son that was immaculately conceived, since I never got laid...

Again, everyone else understood so it’s just you, buddy.

Are you in the UK? Maybe Americans will one day realize that their laws do not exist outside their own borders. Just a country, not the universe.

“I would break the ribs of some guy who mildly insulted me while playing the game.”

That makes no sense, the ball was already hitting the back of the net by the time the keeper got there.

I’m waiting for their reality show where all the Shaqs try to set people up with the person of their dreams.

35 years ago, I was writing (among other things) game reviews for The Space Gamer, an SF/F gaming magazine started by Howard Thompson and then acquired in 1980 by the legendary Steve Jackson (of Steve Jackson Games). Steve implemented a “No Turkeys” promise (complete with circle-bar logo) for the readers of the review…

This is a fantastic article on the complex relationship that exists between the developers of art and the people whose job is to review that art. Well written, well stated, A++++ would Kotaku again.

Here’s my GTA5 Trevor

This was my attempt at Robert Downey Jr/Stark.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

Please Mackie less.

Let me guess, if this happened to you you would grab your AK and start shooting and yaddayadda?

... Prepare to do a lot of crying next month, Xbox owners.

My local dispensary was giving out free jolly ranchers and I was like “Oh, it’s a jolly rancher, nbd!” I took it and in the two blocks it took me to walk home, I completely lost my fucking mind. My friends were at my house because we were cooking dinner together and I could not. fucking. move. They put me on the couch…

Ahhh yes get super angry because the fake woman isn’t hot enough, and wearing skimpy enough clothes.

Everyone clicked on this because they thought they were gonna see a nip slip

Is it the fact that Sandra Reed is a girl or that her name somehow dictates what she likes?