Ha! I had to google DM, because to me it always meant Dungeon Master, and that made no sense in this context.

Don’t eat Papa John’s. He’s still a racist, but he just wants to be less overt about it. It’s not for nothing that Nazi numbnuts chose his pizza

A Kardashian has more political engagement, empathy and logical thinking skills than our current president. That’s where we are at right now.

I enjoyed it until it started focusing sooooo heavily on Uriel, then it just starting getting old. Plus his voice annoys me, which isn’t fair but is true. I have the same problem with high pitched ladies and Drew Barrymore. Can’t do the voices.

He actually looks sorta like Alex Baldwin in makeup in that picture.

I’m no fan of either Clinton or Obama, but this is fucking false. Obama laughed at Kim Jong-un for getting upset about a stupid movie, for crying out loud.

“Did you say the same thing when Obama and Clinton both have said what Trump said?”

Source please.

They never said anything remotely as over the top idiotic as Trump and you know it. Neither has ever called for an entire country to be destroyed because of the megalomania of their leader. Obama and Clinton understand diplomacy, unlike the orange clown who is so used to people doing whatever he said because he paid…

Never a wrong time for this one:

Come on Michael this guy was clearly innocent and just wearing a red armband and a cheap faux leather jacket ironically.

This girl is still a thing?

all he wanted was another quick buck. He could give a fuck about his hats being burned, after all; he only ran for president so he could sell some of them in the first place.

That first video ending with “Your move” just made me fall out of my chair laughing. The whole idea of little white racist boys getting all bent out of shape because Trump is not keeping promises that he could never keep just makes my day even better.

OH BUT THE SCHADENFREUDE IS SO DELICIOUS AND SO COLD

Never. This will never be funny. This will never be “remember that time your crazy old coot of an uncle drank too much at Thanksgiving, passed out, and started screaming racial epithets...yeah, that was cutely embarrassing.”

No need, the Navy’s stellar year in the news is plenty enough.

Disclaimer: 12 years Active Duty Navy service. So that’s (former) Petty Officer Dickhead to you.

That is one cute coyote.