Hype level: 11/10.

The worst thing to ever happen to you is to know the plot of something before ingesting it?

I’ve never been spoiled by spoilers. I knew Old Yeller died before reading about it and still kept reading.

Right? At least, can we can we make it to the new Thor movie?

This game is sick and totally inappropriate.

It looks a bit like the XRV in Marooned (1969, starring Gregory Peck, David Janssen, Richard Crenna, James Franciscus and Gene Hackman), which itself may have been inspired by the Martin X-23. A classic film reference wouldn’t be out of place in The Simpsons.

Seriously. We timed it when our teenage sons bitched about it. It took me two and a half minutes and I shaved a minute when I really tried.

I swear this is like the third “lifehack” I’ve seen to indicate when dishes are clean. Just... just fucking take them out and put them away if they’re clean! JUST CLEAN THEM!! This is NOT hard, people!

Can we just pause and consider how fucked up it is that our civil rights are now taken away via Tweet?

My dad, a Vietnam veteran, voted for Trump because he thought the braying jackass would be good for the military. Yes, Dad, the draft dodger who insulted a Gold Star family is going to be great for the military industrial complex but for soldiers, Marines, or veterans? Ha, not so much.

Rather than a dish towel, put the person who only partially unloads the dishwasher in with the next load of dishes. This should solve the problem.

I also think some people join the army just so they can get a college education later. They really should throw out those fuckers too.

To be fair, none of that reads like it was actually written by him.

Massachusetts is now a sanctuary state. Come at us, asshole.

A man with brain cancer and government funded health insurance, and a dude that couldn’t afford healthcare costs when he had polio, voted to take away healthcare from millions of American’s today. Hurray for America!

I was 15 when it happened and it’s like I was plucked out of my childhood world and informed “This is the real world, and it’s really shitty sometimes”. And I was 3000 miles away from where it happened!

Somewhat unrelated, but we are now getting to the age where younger people don’t remember 9/11, and I’m finding it so weird. September 11th literally changed the direction of my entire life (I’m 31), and when just-out-of-college co-workers look at me like I’m a dinosaur when I say I was in Iraq, I can’t get my head…

But this is different!! Cause they are bad people and not blessed fetuses who Jesus loves!!  

Hypocrisy: The backbone of Republicanism.

So there is a way to get free birth control from the gov’t?