Ha! Looks like I can’t even spell “Christ” today. The weekend can’t come soon enough!

Chris, is that ever frightening...

I’ve got a brown thumb when it comes to blueberries. They live, but they never really thrive, even after giving them soil amendments.

Thanks! Won’t know how good they are for at least another year, depending on their growth this season. Fingers crossed that it’s good!

I think you’re confusing it with Firefly.

I planted a bed of asparagus at my parents’ farm two years back. I’ve got my fingers crossed that there’s a lot of nice growth this year so I can harvest them next spring. This’ll be the first thing that I try with the stalks!

No, no. Just send him an invite to a golf course on the other side of the country.

Growing up we constantly had sheep, chickens, the occasional pig, and a llama. Only one of those types of critters make for excellent garburators.

If only there was some sort of antibiotic course that could clear up theses venereal diseases posing as human children.

It does if it’s coke.

How else would you expect to fit in all that American Greatness?

I REALLY hope they don’t go down the Chronicles of Shannara route, and just stick to what’s in the source materials.

“...[A] brain that is running WordPerfect on a Windows 95 floppy disk.”

It is if that love is shared between a heterosexual monogamous white couple, and if their kittens are pure white, or look like this:  

Checkout the quarantine zone now though. Life finds a way, and so do human cockroaches/Trump voters.

Isn’t that from Robot Chicken? 007 says something more like “I thought Christmas only comes once a year.”

Or it was trying to make babies...

That top one seals the deal for me. No way am I turning eating into not only a chore, but also homework.

I was only here for research...

Pssst! You forgot to work the word “yuuuuuuge” in there.