I’ve always had good luck with reading and checking the time. They never match if you attempt it a second time, and boom! Off on what ever psychotic adventure my demented lil mind comes up with that night. 

Cosby, though, didn’t consider what they did sex, even though he believed he might have given her an orgasm. He called what they did “petting” or “necking.”

“So, how’s your thesis going?”

“O’Reilly” is tough; “too”, on the other hand...

Sigh.

Because he is a “baby murdering, pro-abortion libtard”. Or something equally stupid, or possibly even stupider.

She is a fucking treasure.

Although, compared to a lot of the leaks that have happened in remote areas up here (Canada!) that run undetected/reported for days or weeks, 84 gallons is a shitty drop in the bucket. These are just the big ones...

The word you’re looking for is vigilante/vigilantism.

Puppetry of the Penis?

There are posters with inexplicable visages. There’s a grave for a kid, buildings with faces on them. At one point, he comes across a glitched-out crying child.

They work surprisingly well. Bots tend to answer right away with really simple responses that make no sense given the context of the questions. People are either confused or tend to think it’s funny. And they’re contacting me, so if they’re real, they tend to further the conversation.

10/10

I had a good one from many years back that was a return call from an angry drunk woman that we mistakenly dialed instead of my brother on New Years Eve. Even though we apologized for dialing the wrong number, she repeatedly redialed us over then next few hours asking not only why we called, but what were we up to for…

What are you talking about? Literally everybody in Zimbabwe was a trillionaire :P

You chose Star Wars over Firefly, so you’re alright in my books.

Fuck. I’m going on a nugget run. Who’s with me?

WILLEM DAFOE!

One thing is for certain: he will either tell the truth or he won’t.

Ties! Red: Republican. Blueish: Democrat(maybe).