Besides, who is going to believe that you're buying hemorrhoid cream as a gift for a friend? No one, that's who.

I don't use dryer sheets, or kitty litter for that matter (Had an incident wherethe kitty litter cut the bag. It was not pleasant.) Instead, I use a liberal sprinkling of either washing or baking soda. Plus it's more fun to clean out with vinegar.

Obviously because he can't get any lower.

Looks like someone forgot to use Chipotlaway!

The photo of the sneaky gun-toting Spock looks very Romulanesque. I approve!

" It displaces air and makes people to high to notice."

If I recall correctly, it's used at least once in the English version of Disney's Beauty and the Beast.