That's where all of the Apple magic is expelled from.

"We neither condemn nor applaud these attacks. We believe they are a reflection of public opinion on the actions of the targets."

Just how strong is the grip on that tentacle hand? I know what you're thinking, and I'm not asking for that reason. Wink, wink.

I prefer the Obamaprompter

@gamerjason88: It's common knowledge that Bambi's mother was a cheating whore. She had more bucks in her lifetime than Warren Buffett has ever had.

I'm no scientist, but could it be that this bacteria has simply mutated/adapted to the environment that it is living in (poisonous Mono Lake). It also sounds like NASA is trying to prove that they still deserve to have tons of money thrown its way.

That Audi was here when I got home. Hey..where did those bags of money come from. i am being set up by Bernie Madoff

@Niteman cometh: Oh Nooooooo!!!

Cool...or hot...or...you know what I mean.

Come on Intel and AMD. How about some special pricing for our men and women in the armed forces!!!

Shhh.....It's a secret US military spy satellite!

I've killed me a few iPhones in my days. Each time I feel a little more hollow inside.

It slices its finger to the left or else it gets the hose again...

@silverserver: Alllright!!

It looks like the "after" picture from a night of drinking and eating bad Mexican food.

"...to serve and erect"

I'll take 50 of these. I need to fill in the bald spot in my back yard.

I've got nothing...

I'm thinking that they will need a lot of Windex and Mr Clean Magic Erasers.

@Benguin, Czar of Whitenoise: If I could promote your comment I would.