As the owner of a penis I wholeheartedly agree with #3. Penises are hilarious no matter what they are doing. Other than sex their best attribute is providing reliable comic relief.

Thanks for this. I'll pass it along.

This makes me so sad. I don't understand it and it makes no sense. As a white guy in Canada, I think that it is easy for us to brush this off as being an American problem.
I really do think that race is much less of an issue here but I can't know for sure. Any observations from non-white Canadians?

How are people feeling about the Falcons tonight? Any chance that Roddy White will make an impact?

She didn't cry. But I did.

Put him in an Argo's jersey and he'd be a shoe in for mayor of Toronto.

Th planet is Alderaan right, not Patterson?

It's not gay if its in a three way!
If there's a honey in the middle there's some leeway!

This is amazing! I can tell you that because I guessed it before I read your comment. Amazing!
But never refer to the TV show...

It wasn't an offer. ;)

You have the right to masterbate as much

I hate to say it, a course focusing on basic personal finance would be far more useful. Yes the basic home ec skills are important and useful. But the amount of people I've met who don't understand how a credit card works is shocking. Cooking and home maintenance is great but not throwing hundreds of dollars away a…

I think it is super shitty that cat calling and the like makes women so nervous of men in certain situations. A story:
It gets cold in Canada. One fine winter day (-35 Celsius and blizzarding) I was driving down an icy road in a neighbourhood (I forget what for). I saw a woman carrying bags of groceries slip and fall…

As a guy who has never catcalled, I don't think it's so much that we don't appreciate the threat of it, it's that we don't know how often it happens because it's kind of invisible to us. If I'm walking with a girl, she doesn't get cat called.
The only way you would see it is if you happened to be very close on the…

It was supposed to be a joke, apologies.
The fact that the comment was taken seriously shows how bad it must be in the US right now. I'm feeling for you guys right now. I'm sure it will come right.

One word:

Canada.

The habit should be restricted to judges...who deserve to be thrown out if they don't use it.

Not mentioned: they both managed to pull a fast one over in their own zone.

On a side note, I remember actually discussing how we classify male and female in species. Turns out it has nothing to do with size. Males are the members of a species who gametes travel farther. All other traits (size, strength, colour) are irrelevant to classification of male and female.