FUCK THE SYSTEM

I'd rather starve then dine alone. I am envious of your courage, miss.

Working with Jeffrey "Lyte" Lin, a game designer with a Ph.D. in cognitive neuroscience, Riot ran a program called the "Optimus Experiment", which changed the colour of text messages displayed to players. Having looked at 10 million matches, it found that (at least among Western players) a warning message sent in red…

"If the public can handle gruesomely violent video games, they can probably handle illustrated pictures of people having sex."

Damn it...I pressed continue.

The promise of what we can expect in Radiant Historia's future is a world affected by a desertification. The only land would be desert and people would turn to sand and add to a wasteland bereft of life. The power of the White Chronicle could allow its chosen hero to travel through time and alternate branching…

Thankfully, whoever has control of the Fire Emblem can change the fate of Chrom's and Co.'s future — the alternate timeline future in which the Fell Dragon, Grima, is resurrected and kills many of our present day heroes leaving their children to fight a losing war against the undead.

I have no mouth, and I must scream.

Ah man, Ghost Trick was so good! All the characters had so much personality to them, the puzzles were fun, the music was catchy, and the story was really fun to play through!

Kingdom Hearts II

The best of the Dragon Quests is cel-shaded and goofy and full of charm. If you don't mind silly accents and a bit of level-grinding, you'll dig it.

Final Fantasy IX

Radiant Historia

Ni no Kuni

Look, you know all about Chrono Trigger. Time travel, talking frog swordsmen, Lavos, Lucca, mute Jesus protagonist, floating magic sky kingdom. If you've never played Chrono Trigger, try to keep your expectations in check—it's not gonna change your life—but it's still an excellent RPG.

No, her eyes are a different colour. IT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!

They have her working on something so that we know she is a mechanic, and most likely the first thing that comes out of her mouth will be some sort of sassy comment about how she is a female mechanic, just in case you don't get it.

As far as we currently know, the combat in Final Fantasy XV is going to be your basic action RPG format with single button presses for attacks. So how is the magic going to work then? While he wouldn't offer specifics, director Hajime Tabata did reveal some interesting aspects of the combat mechanics in his game.

This is my first time hearing about this game. I am a big fan of the genre, and also of Dragon Quest in general. It's a shame there's no word of a PC release. I don't own a console.

Mobile gaming never really took off for me. My mobile doesn't get a lot of gaming time apart from maybe my Ingress days, but Geocatching is a whole different kettle of fish.