Bernie would have won.

You win, but I think the joke is funny.

Haha, seriously - the entire way, I was waiting for the twist, letting the reader know this wasn’t just drivel they were reading. It never came.

I’m going to bet you’ve never actually done this.

I think that’s called assault?

I keep crossing my fingers, but apparently that’s not a good way to influence public policy.

A traitor to the country is a Great American according to Mississippi.

In the South a traitor is considered a Great American.

Oh. For real? Great American’s Day? Between this and Trump disrepecting John Lewis on Twitter, I have got a full day of teaching to do. Here I thought I could enjoy my day off but America continues to demonstrate it needs to be schooled.

Why no shut up Cory Booker, who recently sold out one of the few bills that could’ve given us more affordable drugs because he was funded by the pharmaceutical industry?

I’m a bit sick of stuff like this. For the record, I’m to the left of Sanders and don’t agree with him on everything but he’s still done much better things than many Dems in Congress. Why no shut up Cory Booker, who recently sold out one of the few bills that could’ve given us more affordable drugs because he was…

Exactly. Her campaign saw the polls, got arrogant, and decided to swing for the bleachers trying to get a grand slam instead of doing what was best to secure the one winning run they needed. And they completely fucking struck out.

But Clinton did objectively run a terrible campaign. It never should have been close enough for orange reality tv hitler to win. It should have been a landslide.

Hillary Clinton ran an unsuccessful campaign, but to say she ran a bad campaign is disingenuous.

This ^^

“Who in the hell is this Democrat-come-lately to scold Democrats on all they’ve done wrong?”

Wouldn’t it be great if the US finally converted to metric?

I’m going to try this duck eggs, so I that when I sear I can get that true Mallard reaction.

Except that the way she stated it was specifically, “all of us in this room, really.” It’s difficult to misconstrue that. I agree that Laurie probably stepped on her toes with his earlier statement, but regardless, that wasn’t the smartest way to rephrase. Again, I have difficulty having a lot of sympathy for…

Overall the speech was good and she brought it home, but I really did raise my eyebrows at her starting point: “all of us in this room, really, belong to the most vilified segment in American society right now.”