Dear Top Gear USA,

I'll probably get killed for this but I think the new BMW grill looks horrible. The way they connect the headlights with the grill makes the car look like a smiling whale.

The Lincoln grilles are horrid.

I always think of this guy when I see a Lexus:

Ford Gillette Mach 3

I think the preferred term is "weapon of choice for people who mass murder elementary school students."

"I don't go into colored bars" - Joe Buck

Also despite the fact I do think Joe Buck is a good announcer I'm still almost certain him and Troy Aikman wake up in bed together on Monday mornings before going back to their wives.

Amen. Dierdorf has a unique ability to make a football broadcast unwatchable; even Sims knows enough to shut up once he's exceeded his (exceedingly small) brain capacity...

....Of course!

Before anyone else adds them :)