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Nor is wearing the flag. The only temporary flag things that are allowed are stamps (Flag plates. Flag napkins. Flag handkerchiefs. All bad). And using it as a "costume" or "athletic uniform" is also against code. I mean, these aren't running shoes but they're definitely part of a stripper costume.

I think I misinterpreted it is all. I read it as, "I'm not offended but if we let her apology slide that makes it okay to let all the apologies slide then nobody gets the message that you should apologize and so therefore these people should apologize for all these things including her," and not as, "I don't care if…

Except that her joke is not "hatred and idiocy." It was a joke about crappy canned pasta and old people not having teeth. This is not the same thing as Palin and Robertson's anti-gay stance or Tosh's bad rape jokes or Baldwin's racism. Nobody is victimized or demeaned by making the joke, "Oh, Veterans from Pearl…

I'm pretty sure it was a Daffy Duck cartoon once.

Maybe in that bad romance novel kind of way? I kept hoping to see that there was a punchline to the name.

But polar bears have BLACK skin. The hair follicles are actually clear. It's just a reflection of the light.

I think that's just a standard chart they pulled and placed on their website. It doesn't say they carry all those sizes after all just that those are the conversions. I too randomly clicked on a bunch of dresses and couldn't find anything larger than a 10, which is ridiculous.

I'm thinking this. He doesn't care. She would get annoyed and re-do it. I re-do my roommates dishes all the time and according to the commercials, as people with lady parts we're both supposed to know how to do that via instinct. But she hates doing it and so does a lazy job with it and as a result about 50% of them…

I'm thinking maybe Morty just doesn't give a shit about the dust around the ceiling lights.

Elle says their regular line only goes to size 10, currently.

My friend was flying domestic across the U.S. which I imagine, while stressful to find out you'd accidentally smuggled some drugs through security, is probably a lot less stressful than doing it on an international flight!

I meant to say there's NO second security check, but you got the idea.

When he realized it he panicked and threw the whole thing away before he got on the plane. Which I thought was silly. There's a second security check after all. But it was probably for the best.

The magical part of the story is that he didn't realize he had it on him. Which is to say, he went through security thinking it was actually just a pack of cigarettes. SURPRISE!

Well it was a dude, so he felt that wasn't an option.

I had a friend who smuggled it through by hiding it in a pack of cigarettes.

Giancarlo Esposito! I love saying his name. It just rolls off the tongue so nicely. He left for Revolution, which is unfortunate because he was a delight!

What kind of lawyer demands an apology on behalf of their client through twitter?

I living that part of the trilogy right now.