Yes I knew that. It seems like a horrible thing to do; piss off your fans. But I guess she wasn't really thinking about all the 9 year olds that would be reading the book 140 years later.

The only thing that helped my poor 9 year old heart heal was the fact that when Amy marries Laurie he looks like an idiot with that terrible facial hair.

I will never forgive Louisa May Alcott for breaking those two up. And then to put him with Amy? REALLY? AMY?!?! Ugh. I'm getting all upset again just thinking about it. 20+ years of RAGE over Little Women.

The girl's one gives me tips for speech making! That is useful to ANYONE! Also I would love to be able to teach my cat to sit. Then my parents could stop telling me how useless she is.

Wishful thinking, I believe. Due mostly to laws put into place after the Civil War that keeps states from seceding without a vote or something. It's the reason Texas is still a state.

For what it's worth, with the exception of say Whiteout and a handful of others the Girls Only version is probably a lot more useful in general to people. I mean when are you going to come across a T-Rex?

This list made me super happy. My mom always used to call my brother Peanut. I didn't have a nickname that was unrelated to my real name until I started babysitting and the kids gave me one that their mother then adopted, which is why over there I am known as "Bean" (Short for "String Bean").

Soporific. Curse you Beatrix Potter! Why did the Flopsy Bunnies have to eat all that lettuce?

That's like when I came home all annoyed about some word I was sure was fake on the PSATs and my parents called me out on it and started reciting the book they read to me every night as a kid.

Jason Segal has GREAT pipes! He is always always singing on HIMYM.

Slapsgiving was the first ever episode I saw and I immediately went and watched the previous two seasons and also informed my friends that if they did not watch the show with me they were not going to understand a single joke I made for at least 6 months.

I had thought the same at first but there are a handful of episodes in the first and second season that really won me over. Specifically "Slap Bet" in season 2. I just pretend it is a reality show of them hanging out together.

Speaking of The Confrontation, I have watched this version 127 times.

Yes! I laughed so hard at that weird pieced together cease and desist letter. Plus it reminded me of the time I ordered something from a random vendor somewhere and then after a month of emailing him with NO REPLY EVER I cancelled my order through Google. And when I told him he was all, "Oh, I just sent it. And if you…

"You shake and shake the ketchup bottle, none'll come and then a lot'll."

This was such a good idea I decided to make it happen.

I'm surprised that this has been going on for several weeks and he hasn't turned the account private yet. Or deleted anything? I expect 12 year olds to not understand that stuff but goodness, there is standing your ground in an internet fight and there is being a fucking douchebag idiot.

The only thing Glee is guilty of is poor writing and repetitive story lines.

I am reminded of this, which is also an appropriate reaction.

Totally agreed. I downloaded the album around Xmas time and still love it. I find that avoiding the radio helps. If I listen to songs voluntarily it's fine, if it is forced on me every 5 minutes of my 20 minute commute it needs to burn. (Sorry, Adele. I only have so many car cry sessions in me.)