Describe the GOP platform in 15 words or less: “Totally Cool With You Getting Evicted and Starving and Dying and Stuff”.

November 3rd

I’m old enough to have watched the Thomas-Hill hearings live. I remember thinking Clarence Thomas was clearly a very skeevy dude, and I wished he wasn’t the nominee. Know what I don’t remember? Being mad at Joe Biden.

I’m actually impressed? I expected a cutesy insta announcement whenever baby Daisy arrived, but I did not anticipate a charitable foundation with Unicef. That’s pretty cool of them.

I’m one of those lucky people who actually enjoy their family, and the holidays are absolutely my favorite time of the year. Most of my family are local, so our traditions don’t really require travel. Despite that, I’ve already prepared myself for the most depressing Nov/Dec of my life thus far. We’ll try and find a…

1. I will stan Liz Warren until the day I die.

Kinda makes this speech even more important. I will never understand how voters didn’t see Elizabeth was the one. This speech tonight was just brutal. That schoolmarm sterness when she says of Trump, “He failed miserably” is what drove fear into the Dem corporate donors. Warren trending along with Aunt Bee was the…

In 6 months I’ve lost about 30 pounds through diet and exercise, but everyone where I work (a hospital) just thinks I have cancer.

Saying weight and looks don’t matter while showing they still matter a whole lot is our culture’s newest sick aspect of appearance policing.

I’m a USC grad, and it wasn’t easy to get in, at least it wasn’t for me a first generation Latin American from a working class single parent home. I worked my ass off, and these people piss me off and cheapen my degree. But even in my days at SC, 04-08, it was a known secret that plenty of kids got in through their…

Obviously, like everyone reading this, my initial reaction was, “Ew, that’s weird.” And then mumbling to myself about influencers being the worst.

City folk. What did you expect.

“She was apparently saved when her pants came off and she fell to the ground unconscious.”
Karens always showing their ass.

I’m not gonna opine on whether the internet was a net good or not, but one of the worst things about it is that these idiots used to be standing on street corners yelling into the void and everyone laughed at them. Now they can all find each other and fill their echo chambers with increasingly insane drivel.…

Well, mine dried up like the Old West when I heard his voice. A tumble weed rolled out.

Hate say it but 6 figure hunter ponies are fairly common in the circles of the rich and equestrian. Most ponies ARE evil and do their best to terrify children so if you have that magic trifectorate pony that is child safe, cute, and talented enough to show on the A circuit, well, that’s at least $100,000.

The timing of this article, sheesh! Naomi and Bianca Belair are currently being buried and could REALLY use an article like this one to get them some much-deserved attention for how great they are. But nope...a big apologist article for the fucking Bella twins.

It’s worth noting that it isn’t just the fans who used diva and Bella as shorthand for the terrible women’s wrestling at the time. There was a shimmer show volume 41 (from memory, as this was back in 2011 but I’m sure it was that) which had a match with Mercedes Martinez and Bayley and the pre match promo cut by MM…

‘We want the academic excellence, we want the excellence of Barbers Hill. But we don’t want to comply with what it takes to achieve that.’