AdmitalBiscuitsIII
Admiral Biscuits III
AdmitalBiscuitsIII

Take it from someone who’s lived in San Antonio for more than 4 years and actually knows the city. There is a great night life after 11 pm if you don’t stick to the same crappy venues. The Riverwalk is over rated. The parks and rec here is amazing (Government Canyon ftw) It’s a fairly easy city to navigate. There is

Not too long ago the biff and I were having amazing, kinky as fuck sex. He was going at a steady pace and I was so in the moment that when I felt something brush my had I assumed it was hair. Right as I feel like I’m about to cum, he stops and says “what the?”. Then I felt something crawl across my chest. He pulls out

Doesn’t smell like that sweet, black nectar of Goddess herself? No thank you.

Well. She’s the worst.

I need that condom bouquet in my life stat.

Or live in South Texas with access to real burritos. (Full Disclosure, I love Chipotle, but c’mon would you turn down a giant stuffed meaty burrito on a fluffy, homemade flour tortilla?)

Man. Taking that duct tape off of her nipples is going to suuuuuuuuck.

Right? I’m a bit saddened. I thought those crazy kids would last.

Deodorant all the way. One way to relieve that chub rub.

Now imagine that cutie in a party hat like this dapper fellow:

Fucking THIS. My roommate gets high and drunk everyday at all hours when he isn’t working and it stinks up the house something wicked. I now associate weed with deadbeat thanks to him.

I clocked in on searching for six of those terms. Where’s my cookie?

Huh, I own that exact same shirt. Go Macy’s!

Anyone else reminded of Meet the Feebles?

You bet your bottom dollar that was already on my list of places to visit. I also intend on visiting the plethora of coffee shops. I’m a bit of a coffee junkie.

This just makes me even more excited for my boyfriend and my trip to Seattle next year!

I got the runs just looking at that.

Meek Mill’s tour rider sounds delicious and all but lost me at the no hot wings rule. Me thinks he doesn’t know how magical blue cheese can make them.

Shit I was thinking about Madoff (don’t ask...seriously, don’t) at the time. Thanks for the catch, too bad I can’t edit it.