D= a fluffy black cat!!! Be still my fluttering heart!

Or milk him for all he's worth

This little beauty (currently staring at me like she wants to suffocate me in my sleep) is my baby PhiPhi.

Bitch, I'm too fabulous for these basic pussies.

This comment won the Internet.

Good Lord, that sounds like the dream.

Agreed.

And here I was excited about hitting 3.01 miles yesterday. You go, Lady.

I see what you did there.

If the shits I get after drinking coffee are any indication, then lump me in with the percentage of people that believe coffee is a if not the key to losing weight.

I was a little turned on by this. A sure sign that me and Mr. Crow need to bone soon.

No, but it isn't just because I hate the character, it's also because I feel that if we crucify the men who are woman beaters in real life, we should do the same to women who beat on their partners. That said, I find Emma Roberts to be the douchette of the series.

I was uncertain at first but now I'm convinced this guy secretly, really wants to fuck a black man. He seems obsessed with them.

That's my alarm too. I'm pretty sure it pisses my boyfriend off only because I always hit "snooze". But it does scare the shit out of me every. single. time.

This is probably the funniest Anna Breslaw Dirt Bag ever. A+++ from this random internet stranger.

I will say that my loving and dear momma ballooned for both my sister and I (damn that maternal stress and cereal eating) and we both came out weighing 7 lbs each. Though we were long as hell. Then again my father being the heavy smoker he is more than likely exposed her to 2nd hand smoke so my anecdote means jack…