It’s more of a sliding scale between denial and projection.

My electric scooter weighs 40Lb, so strap 7 of those together, you’ve got a 280Lb vehicle and 40 miles of range with seating for 7. You’re already doing better than an i-MiEV. Gordon, call me, we’ll bang this out in a weekend.

YouTube needs a “Pitch Shift” feature.

My A-Pillars are big enough that an entire F-150 can be invisible from the wrong angle while I’m turning through an intersection. I have to constantly shift my position to see around it.

My conspiracy theory: You know that ticktock “trend” of mouthing over a popular soundbite? That is an amazing way to train deepfake AI.

I honestly can’t tell if this is satire. 10/10 trolling. No notes.

I don’t understand why Netflix didn’t go straight to streaming games. It makes so much more sense than a mobile game store.

Is having access to the Supercharger network still a huge benefit, or has VW got off its ass and started fixing the Electrify America chargers that seem to be broken in every EV review?

They’re small enough to totally burn up on reentry.

Those sats will come down on their own over the next 10-20 years. NBD.

Richest man in recorded history still only gets one vote. I’m not saying he’s wrong about November, just that it’s not up to him.

The best part about Transformers 2 is it easily convinced me to never see another Bayformers movie. Saved me lots of time and money.

 Ep. 6 was the first movie I saw in a theatre. It is something that I can both barely remember but will never forget.

Something about being a donkey.

Having the driver buckled in also reduces the risk that they will be thrown away from the wheel and pedals in a crash / emergency manoeuvre. It keeps them at the controls when they need it most.

Physical buttons on the dash.

I hate this for you.

It’s definitely a B-Hole.

Lighting served a useful purpose when phones were still using a confusing mix of USB-Mini and USB-Micro. Since all other phones standardized on USB-C, Lighting should be abandoned.

He has deployed the ultimate defence of Extremely Long Table. He’s literally untouchable.