That joke was priceless!

The Dancing Dead. Coming to Broadway 2024.

I have the weirdest ... no never mind I get why.

Mmmm Soylent Billionaires.

It’s a steel cage shaped like an egg. It’s tiny, but damn near invincible.

Kinetic Orbital Delivery

That was a weird arc.

Not even close, under $1000. But Segway is the original, and “premium” personal mobility brand and it’s priced accordingly.

No Fs were given.

I ride an electric skateboard to work on sunny days, and use it for small grocery trips with a regular backpack. Fastest I’ve gone (according to GPS) is 25mph but I know it would go faster if I wanted to.

Bumblebee not being a massive success like the other “films” is a crime for which Bay should be held accountable. I propose 10 years of watching his own Transformers movies.

It was at the dangling robo balls that I decided I was done with the franchise.

They need to specifically ONLY donate to the politicians who voted against the bill.

Putting touch screens in cars as the ONLY means of input is the dumbest idea in automotive history.

Agreed. The sci-fi genre in general needs more episodic content. Everything is serialized now and it’s exhausting keeping all the plots straight.

This is the dumbest take.

Have the DC protesters setup a bouncy castle and hot tub yet so they can properly demonstrate how much freedom they don’t have?

What.

I’ve already right-clicked on the watch and stolen it.