But he literally played the Smartest Guy in the Room for over 20 years. At this point I’d believe that he really can build a warp reactor.

Ah, right, I mean normally with a manual and cruise, pressing the clutch disengages cruise control. In the Mazda, if you have adaptive cruise enabled and it needs to go faster or slower than your current gear, it will let you shift and then maintain its cruise setting after the shift. The telling you when to shift…

In anything below a Porsche, Mazda is the clear winner for top-notch options with a manual. They even have adaptive cruise and it just tells you when to shift.

Ah yes, the same Kenneth Griffin who threw a bedpost at his fiancé, 3 days before their wedding, because she said Chicago was “unsophisticated.” Top notch people all around.

Not that long ago, Tweets were official government reports.

Exactly what I was thinking.

Over 1MPG? That’s gotta be better than some regular motor homes.

At least it’s the best looking new BMW.

If the designer clothes also advertise pro-choice or anti-NRA slogans then I’m in.

I think they meant “OF FAECAL”

But this is the Internet, and I don’t like it, so it’s not allowed to be popular.

I had an AE86, and the trunk was HUGE. It could fit a whole mountain bike, wheels attached, with the seats down. And the back seats were “fine” for small adults on long car rides. I don’t understand why they screwed that up. Maybe it’s just that to make same sized interiors these days the exterior needs to be so much…

Not the ones from that Phaeton’s era.

Sorry not sorry: The Wrangler.

Should have been a hatch.

Manufactures really should go all in for plug-in hybrids for the North American market. They make so much more sense there. If you put me in a dealership that carried the exact vehicle I wanted, in ICE, PHEV, and EV spec, all with the same total range and price (hypothetically), I’d pick the PHEV every time.

Same. The primary reason (apart from being literal tank-sized) I would never drive a pickup truck is how much gas they consume. But now...

My figure was in the pool! It was cold!

I’m a rational person who understands technology, and this phrase scares the crap out of me: “The fleet wakes up with an over the air update”

Canadians will never not be mad about the Nordiques becoming the Avalanche and immediately winning the Cup.