I don’t mind games that take a long time to explore and play through, but I’m increasingly frustrated by games that just obviously do not respect my time. I will put 60 hours into a game, but if I only have 30 min to sit down and play, I don’t want to spend that time just running from one place to another because I…

You know, the one famous for enormous pickup trucks ... Luxembourg.

“Hello, Ford warranty claims.”

Note to self: never get in an accident in my Astro.

SUC is a more descriptively accurate name for it.

Sport Utility Coupe.

I just had the best idea for my next cosplay as soon as cons come back.

Old Italian men everywhere would spit out their grappa.

Why the fuck weren’t your hands on the wheel? There’s a reason it has the word ASSIST in there.

Autopilot is just cruise control with lane keeping. Lots of Hyundais have that now.

The free 5G in my head is huge bonus. The reception is great!

Raise taxes and make public transit free.

It’s a Floridian.

This is why you’re not supposed to use a phone while driving

Definitely a Ska band.

I think it’s about 2.666 gallons.

Handlebars are for chumps. E-skate or GTFO.

The graphics processors in a Tesla could do some good mining...

This is definitely a PEBCAK issue.

I was so glad that scene was gone.