My problem with PR was the Robots were not the right tool for the job. Kaiju are slow and enormous, just drop tungsten rods on them from a satellite. FIN.

I haven’t seen either of those and I’m about to. Thanks!

Why the fuck weren’t your hands on the wheel? There’s a reason it has the word ASSIST in there.

Autopilot is just cruise control with lane keeping. Lots of Hyundais have that now.

The free 5G in my head is huge bonus. The reception is great!

Raise taxes and make public transit free.

I’d like to thank you for putting on this TED Talk. I learned a lot.

Wait, so when Elon was tweeting “Going to the moon!” he wasn’t talking about Doge? Oh no I’ve made a huge mistake.

It’s a Floridian.

This is why you’re not supposed to use a phone while driving

I definitely thought Snyder was remaking Army of Darkness at first, and I was soooo confused.

Still better than Teams.

Definitely a Ska band.

I think it’s about 2.666 gallons.

Handlebars are for chumps. E-skate or GTFO.

Apple wanted to keep their proprietary messaging app exclusive to maintain users? This insight brought to you by the brilliant legal minds at No, Shit, & Sherlock LLC.

Innovation from Apple: This year it’s LESS round. This year it’s MORE round. This year we removed a feature you love!

The graphics processors in a Tesla could do some good mining...

This is definitely a PEBCAK issue.

No, she’s (kind of) super rich. Her brother invented the Oculus Rift and sold it to Facebook. I assume that’s his only motivation because he’s the worst. Palmer is also a Trump supporter so they’re probably friends or something gross.