This entire move was so brown and slow it felt like my last bowel movement. I should probably eat more fibre. 

Metropolis was originally based on Toronto.

They were never different.

I’m still convinced Apple designed that Moto phone to fail on purpose. It was a hit job just so they could learn some things about phones.

Seriously I want the yellow Kia Shortbus.

We will definitely have self flying “cars” WAY before we have self driving cars. There’s no pedestrians or bicycles to hit in the sky.

Try buying a decent graphics card for less than the cost of a console right now.

I’d vote for you, but only if that was your entire campaign.

It’s too vague to be even remotely provable. Musk openly and loudly commits securities fraud.

Hey now, that’s a touchy subject.

And that’s why the entire investment systems needs to be revamped or abolished. Making money should not be reserved for people who already have money.

Your safest bet is something like a very old bank with reliable dividends. Or the high-dividend S&P 500 ETF. It’s just higher interest than a savings account. Or be super boring and get bonds.

Apple stocks are on sale right now. I’m considering buying more.

Speculation vs Investing, or “the greater fool” theory.

If we’re super lucky, they’ll all form the Racist Dipshit Party with 45 as their king and just eat votes from the GOP for the next few cycles. But I’m sure Democrats would still find a way to fuck up that easy W.

That’s a higher bar than most commenters can pass.

Publicly. Funded. Childcare.

I hope every who can is at least tipping really fucking well right now.

Cars in quality for about 5 years.

It’s good to have goals.