I feel that mood.

This is the kind of clickbait headline I approve of.

I may actually have enough popcorn to make it through that.

The FBI: We have no idea who could have done this. Please help us identify them.

He’s hungry.

Are we absolutely sure that photo isn’t John Lithgow in a Rudy suit?

I think both can be true. He did ONE good thing.

To be fair, one full size pack of TP will fill a Fiestas trunk right up. It’s small. 

Massachusetts has followed suit. Other states are likely to fall in line. CA basically gets to dictate the rules because of their size, so 2034 will probably be the last year for gasoline-only vehicles.

That’s perfect.

California.

I’m pretty sure it goes on pizza.

Don’t worry, it also involves blue light, which the same people are pretty sure causes eye cancer or whatever so it should be a wash.

I’m struggling to think of Xbox exclusives that haven’t since ended up on the PC.

I booted up my soft-modded original Xbox over the holidays just to see if it still worked. Played a bit of Spider-man 2. That game does not look as graphically impressive as it used to... but it’s still fun as heck.

So was the acquisition of Rare an F-U to Nintendo after they were laughed out of the room?

All vehicles have to be hybrid or full electric in the next 15 years. I’d rather see the Miata brand evolve than die completely.