Have you seen trailers recently? “We’ve condensed the entire movie/season into 2 minutes. Enjoy!”

Finally, a 4K movie worth buying.

This is the only eulogy we need.

They’ve always tried to be premium, like the BMW of PCs. I think they sold some cheaper units in the late 80s and early 90s, when those beige Macs started showing up in every school.

“For all the Mac fans out there who remember a time when Apple made affordable desktops for regular people” [citation needed]

Is Adam Driver too old to play Terry?

*slow clap*

So I assume you also got “Star Trek of the Future”

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker is better than Mask of the Phantasm.

Does it make them feel like they are somehow smarter than everyone else because they know the real “truth”?

Don’t be.

How I feel about the vaccine is irrelevant. I will get it once it’s ready and so should everyone else.

Curved TVs can be great, if you’re single and have no friends (or your friends can’t come over).

Do you sit in the exact centre of the curve, at the precise distance it was designed for?

This is definitely not a worse idea than buying those lights. I’m not saying it’s better, but it’s not worse.

But it will pick up food grease smudges like CRAZY.

That would be amazing to see. A phone goes into an evacuated oven, and just completely falls apart.

When a Karen and Anti-Karen collide, do they annihilate, or is the Karen always in a state of self-annihilation?