AdmiralAkbar
AdmiralAkbar
AdmiralAkbar

Fitting username.

Definitely throw a “CHINA!!!!!!” in there early on.

*killer lack-of-app

Red is sus.

Elementary school teachers. Their job is to be super nice and calm people down. Never play this kind of game with a teacher.

I mean, I’ve CALLED him a shit-stain, but this...

I really hope someone in NASA actually made that joke.

Oh no do not hang up your VR headset like that. Dust will settle on the lenses, and direct sunlight through the lenses with burn the displays. Get a nice case instead, and hang that up.

Oh no do not hang up your VR headset like that. Dust will settle on the lenses, and direct sunlight through the

My car only supports Apple Car Play over USB, so wireless charging isn’t an option if I also want nav & music.

My kingdom for a Pixel Mini.

Sony phones come with very minimum bloatware, just a handful of apps you can delete immediately, in what is mostly a stock Android. You just have to wait an extra 4-12 months for OS updates.

Lawyer, litigate thyself.”

The best we can hope for now is his motorcade drives into a giant pile of manure.

Is the the tech-douche equivalent of “Ghost riding the whip?”

Probably the inauguration ball. The outgoing president definitely doesn’t go to that after party.

Yes they do. Obama was at Trump’s. Bush was at Obama’s. Etc. It signifies the peaceful transfer of power.

I believe “scream of impotent rage” is the rallying cry of the average Trump supporter.

I think I’ve read a total of 5 Trump tweets since he entered office. But I will be there for every all caps scream when* he loses. Watching a 300LB baby live-tweet his own temper tantrum will be joyous.

Muttons to Bollinger:

How do I give you negative stars?