Elementary school teachers. Their job is to be super nice and calm people down. Never play this kind of game with a teacher.

I mean, I’ve CALLED him a shit-stain, but this...

Oh no do not hang up your VR headset like that. Dust will settle on the lenses, and direct sunlight through the lenses with burn the displays. Get a nice case instead, and hang that up.

Oh no do not hang up your VR headset like that. Dust will settle on the lenses, and direct sunlight through the…

Is the the tech-douche equivalent of “Ghost riding the whip?”

Muttons to Bollinger:

How do I give you negative stars?

Who? Egg?

That kind of corpse desecration would play will with her base.

That guy looks like they called Central Casting for “Lawyer who sleeps with his clients and murdered his wife.”

Apart from badge-snobbery, in what way is this more compelling than a GTI, or the new Mazda 3 Turbo? It’s just another FWD hot hatch.

I KNEW IT

Literal Trump-cooties.

As with anything surrounding this president, it will depend on who you ask and who is paying them.

WHAT? But Johnson and Trump look to be roughly the same age an in the same shape, So does Boris look awful for his age, or does trump look great? Both? Neither? I’m so confused.

You just gave me a smile.

Cain is waiting for him in Uzbekibekibekibekibekistan.

Biden has always been like that - he talks faster than he thinks sometimes. Trump is getting worse.

“I need more power, what should I buy?”

I have that same carpet in my basement. BRB setting up a new Insta profile for my jet-setting lifestyle.

Let the bodies fill the ... ...