Literal Trump-cooties.

As with anything surrounding this president, it will depend on who you ask and who is paying them.

WHAT? But Johnson and Trump look to be roughly the same age an in the same shape, So does Boris look awful for his age, or does trump look great? Both? Neither? I’m so confused.

You just gave me a smile.

Cain is waiting for him in Uzbekibekibekibekibekistan.

Biden has always been like that - he talks faster than he thinks sometimes. Trump is getting worse.

“I need more power, what should I buy?”

I have that same carpet in my basement. BRB setting up a new Insta profile for my jet-setting lifestyle.

Let the bodies fill the ... ...

No, but you can wipe it out with a pandemic spread by a willful lack of scientific understanding.

At least now we can’t say “nothing good happened in 2020.”

It is Speed Racer. There is no contest. It’s a perfect movie.

Hey. Humans are incredibly resourceful and determined. We can easily destroy 2 planets at the same time!

Torch will just suggest giving everyone a ChangLi and some solar panels.

Your “World’s best parent” trophy is in the mail.

It definitely looks like an Accord. It’s got four wheels and everything!

GM has already partnered with Nikola so Nikola gets access to moving vehicles and GM gets to capitalize on the EV hype train.

Koenigsegg uses Rimac batteries.

The Z makes the Supra look like someone vomited fake vents onto a lumpy parade balloon.