Even the side view looks like the added a widebody kit to a Vantage and didn’t quite align it properly.

I don’t really get how that’s a big problem for everyone. Gears exist.

Absolutely. Need a van? 3 Miatas.

K-swapped Miatas sound like unrestricted lawn mowers.

And a rowboat will outrun it across a lake. What’s your point?

I was going to say “but it has back seats” except it really doesn’t.

I believe it's an asymptote, approaching infinity. 

I’m guessing music.

Even the institutionalized racism.

Softcore extreme-BDSM.

AWD is silly. Get a Mazda3 hatch and some snow tires.

He’s the Chief Fucking Asshole.

They need to bring back COTD just for this.

Hey, Shannonville is great!

I vote for Transporter Chiefs.

Their farm team can be the Sous-Chefs.

I fucking love this movie.

So he’s bad at buying bikes.