AdmiralAkbar
AdmiralAkbar
AdmiralAkbar

I fucking love this movie.

The Romulans are allies at the end of DS9. Romulan alcohol is de-criminalized at that point, and the Cerritos would have aided them in a battle against the Borg. And that’s just the first 5 minutes of Episode 1.

The assumption that anyone making Lower Decks has seen DS9 is laughable.

So he’s bad at buying bikes.

How did he get MORE terrifying?

It sounds like I should buy some Nokia stocks.

Yes, it assumes that all gas stations are suddenly high-speed chargers. Route planning has to be a thing until then. But I currently plan routes based on where I know cheap is through small towns, and fun roads, so that doesn’t entirely change.

She’s clearly going to sell this story for her own “Orange is the new black” cash-in when this is all over, I’ll make sure I get paid for my suggestion.

The rub for a lot of people is how fast can you get 50 or 100 miles. I don’t want to sit around in a gas station for even 2 minutes on my regular fill ups in the city. 120 seconds in the freezing cold or blistering heat holding a gas hose is awful. That’s what people picture when you say “30 minutes to fill a car”

I can’t think of a single time where I drove over 300 miles and didn’t stop for at least 20 minutes to use a washroom and eat a sandwich. Sometimes I drive about 300 miles one sitting, but I’m not happy about it and a break would have been most welcome. 

I believe “Heavy Chinese Propaganda” was the series’ working title.

So you’re saying the head of the graph would loop back around to its own ass. Makes sense in Trump’s America.

This is what you get when you can only afford to “donate” $500,000. If you donate $20 million, they name a building after you and your spawn get to attend forever.

Just bribe the tutor to stay quiet.

It’s “Ip Man goes to America, and this time the Americans are racist again the Chinese (instead of the British or Japanese) and he defeats racism with Kung Fu. Again.” It’s great.

That’s honestly more terrifying than going up.

It’s hard to spike an already vertical line, but I’m sure they’ll find a way.

I did that and then Facebook suggested that account to my real account as a friend. I hate Facebook so much. I think I’ll go on Facebook and complain about how much I hate it.

Also auto playing videos. I’ve muted every Giz-group site and my experience is much improved.