America: the tantrum throwing toddlers of humanity.

Mockups based on case-maker specs (if real) have been up for a while. It’s supposed to be larger than the 5/SE but smaller than the 8/SE. I still want something closer to the original SE size (and with touch ID and a headphone jack...) but I’ve held out this long and it’s time to upgrade.

I’ve definitely seen a beautiful 3'x4’ Captain America portrait by a local artist for that kind of money.

Phonebooth doors open in the middle of a city, and there’s no one around.

Salt and open air in the fridge for 24 hours first. It pulls excess moisture out (particularly from the skin).

I can totally wiggle my arms up into the helmet.

This movie needs to take place in 2022 or something, and make a joke about “NEVER travel to 2020.”

I’m getting ready to see this in theatres. I could smuggle so many snacks in this thing.

I guess they have to build statues to BLM protesters now.

It’s really hard to tear down confederate monuments when they’re sitting in Congress.

I would rather have a separate device that attaches to my existing drill. They should sell that instead. They have a decent idea.

I saw a Gladiator on the road for the first time the other day, that is a WEIRD looking vehicle. Not what I expected from the pictures.

Why not?

Is that clip representative of the show?

I’m assuming the clip is at least enjoyable to existing fans of the show? It must be?

They posted it on Twitter.

They’re in the Gibson!

The oil industry is cratering and big banks are taking the brunt of it? What’s this warm feeling washing over me? What’s this weird thing the corners of my mouth are doing?

A Parscale is a measurement of distance!*

Like you said, in times like these, what’s wrong with a bit of optimism?