I’d settle for protein powder that doesn’t taste like an asshole dusted with aspartame and chocolate.

Well... it is mildly acidic. 

Don’t eat dessert, don’t drink alcohol, don’t eat steak, and you’ll enjoy a long life of oatmeal and soda water!

Exactly how many ounces in my old fashioned is “one drink?” Because I can add more if I need to get there.

Stellantis increases likelihood of early onset Jeep-ownership, for which there is no known cure.

What a bogus adventure.

Actual real canine actor or we riot. None of this CG dog nonsense.

Sounds like your state has the best parties.

What problem is this solving?

It’s a Jeep, but nicer, so probably.

What a Stark design!

My favourite “veggie” burger toppings are garlic mayo, goat cheese, caramelized onions, and baby spinach. And please, use a nice brioche bun.

How TF is Audi getting 27/36 out of a turbo 2.0 with AWD? That can’t be real-world numbers.

It’s just a paint colour. They can get it from Mazda.

They’re actually roman centurions, not senators at all. And the mascot is “Spartacat”.

No, BMW front seats are now only available through a subscription model. If you stop paying, they become ejector seats.

Build the wall.

You may be the first person to receive 3 separate copyright infringement notices from Disney for just 1 video!

Canada’s capital does have the Ottawa Senators (but the Roman kind). Now that I think about it, the Romans were big into colonialism and slavery. I wonder if that’s problematic?

That’s how a lot of sports teams in Korean baseball are named, but the city is replaced by the sponsor. Like the Samsung Lions and the Kia Tigers.