You’d be surprised how often I can lose things in my own house.

And can you imagine how expensive the Apple ones will be?

In my city, a nice, calm city, a member of the McWhiterson family called the cops on a minority in a coffee shop, and it resulted in a murder. So yeah, don’t call the cops unless a real crime is being committed. They just murder people.

I’m pretty sure that’s supposed to be a Delorean.

Kristen be rollin like

Most touch screen gloves lack warmth. No.

Praise Car Jesus!

You’ve heard OTHER good news today?

Touch screens have zero place in a car that you are also expected to drive because it’s distracting and unsafe. Cars also need to be just as functional in winter as summer, and any control that can’t be easily manipulated while wearing gloves should be taken out back and shot.

That’s fair. It was probably the best moment of the entire series.

Don’t undersell it like that. It was better than just that.

It could have also been a limitation of location and technology, that would have been a huge water and ice effect, and required the sewer system running underground.

Cholula is the only hot sauce they sell at the Cancun airport to tourists. So we think it’s authentic.

Are you one of the people still going to the beach?

Definitely more flavour

David Tracy: Finds a monkey paw in an mystical antique shop ... “Boy I wish I had more time at home to work on my project cars.”

Safari is so good at blocking 3rd party cookies it won’t let me sign into Kinja pages using 3rd party sign-in. So I use Chrome now. GJ Safari!

I was ready to blow all my savings on a fucking transformer. I’d spray paint it black and purple and stencil a Decepticon logo on it.

Obviously cramming the necessary motors and other parts in there to make it transform on its own would be insane, but I’m still thoroughly disappointed that it doesn’t. I’m wondering if the original design spec was:

The rear of the car was never the problem. The font is way worse.