I saw Cats on Broadway and I hated every minute of it. I am someone who LIKES musicals. I just saw a low budget production of Mamma Mia and loved the shit out of it. Cats is just a bad thing and no amount of CGI Taylor Swift furry fantasy fulfilment (speaking for a friend) was going to change that.

Yeah, but they’re voice key verified, which is clearly SUPER secure 2FA.

F

I’m already crying.

A concept they stole from early 2000s Mazdas.

It will be a blink and you’ll miss it cameo. Now you can safely blink.

Honestly I’d forgotten all about the film being released this week, and I’ve had tickets for Thursday night for over a month.

Which Jalopnik have you been reading?!

The 2000GT and split-window Corvette are objectively better looking cars. 

The classic “I’m not evil, I’m just really fucking stupid” argument.

“We’ve located your luggage, the cart was apprehended while trying to cross the Swiss border, with forged registration papers that said it was a Model 3.”

Oh good, they’ve invented a new way to lose my luggage.

Fine. Teat.

Every time I see that scene, with the cadence of Murray’s voice and the swelling music, it really feels like he’s about to burst into song, and I’ve found the secret cut of Ghostbusters: The Musical.

It’s less sucking and more circular jerking.

Maybe she was running around punching Nazis in a more covert way than her role in WW1. I’d still watch that.

Hey, in just a couple of years it will be Dickity Dickity-two.

My first thought was “I bet this is in Windsor” and then, “Oh, of course it’s Alberta.” I’m betting the owner has a custom “MCGA” hat.

I’m confused by your confusion.

I never wanted to live in a world where I cared about the technical specs of a telephone, but here we are.