“Yes, he’ll have the extra large bucket, with triple gravy, and... do you just sell lard? Oh good then we’ll take a gallon of that.”

I’ll be on vacation that day, and that would really make it the best Christmas ever.

Both.

That would require Trump to admit that he’s too sick, or weak, to go on being president. Can you imagine those words actually coming out of his mouth? Because I can’t.

I’m assuming that lead gif is what David Tracy’s erections look like.

It looked a lot better with camo. Like, a lot better. 

Oh my god I love it

It was too bad for this world, and was gone too soon.

Ok, I don’t hate that one.

That moustache was swiftly banned by F1 for being TOO DAMN SEXY.

By Porsche.

Wait, buying a blimp has been an option this whole time? What am I even doing with my life.

You may start putting up Christmas decorations on Nov 12 - after Remembrance/Veterans Day.

Go home you’re ... ok you’ve skidded off the road and landed in a ditch. Never mind.

They probably started on the other side, or just the lack of moving traffic allowed the small (and it was small) amount of snow to accumulate.

This was the scene in my city’s first snowfall, yesterday. It snows here every year, and a lot. And yet here we are. No Corvette, but holy crap HOW??

The motors are AC (which Tesla invented) but there’s no such thing as an AC battery (that’s impossible).

Yeah, but for 2nd dessert, and only if you still have room. I’d be pretty full of Trump steaks and hedge-fund-manager-pie at that point in the meal.