I’m the kind of person who forgets the reusable grocery bags in the car, and only remembers that I brought them once I’m at the cash, so I know I’m a risk factor. I think my plan to use a literal tether, and attach myself to the car seat so I can’t get out of the car. Low-tech, but a steel cord & carabiner can’t run…

Keep the charging cable. Those things aren’t cheap.

I hope one of those names rhymes with Ronald Dump.

He needs to make it to trial so he can rat out all his friends. THEN - whatever.

“Wankle on, Garth!”

COTD

The Jalopnik headline: “Toyota is bringing back pop-up headlights”

They gave it more power and made it heavier. That’s... new.

I was listening to the hearing in the background at work, until I started hearing some insane bullshit in Texan. “Oh fuck that’s Gohmert, isn’t it... yup.” And that when I gave up.

Yeah. Today I learned there was a Rogue Hybrid. Actually I wasn’t aware that Nissan had ANY hybrids.

That is exactly how Pokemon Go launched: as a buggy, battery draining, feature poor, reskin of Ingress. Yet for some reason everyone played anyway. It’s kind of unexplainable.

They used to mean Europeans as well. Irish? Italian? Go back. I think white people have the shortest memories.

The worst is when you’re reading what seems to be a serious piece of journalism, that suddenly transitions to a series of “reaction tweets” about the subject from random nobodies. FUCK THAT.

#BanTwitter

But it’s so depressingly relevant RIGHT NOW.

I’m shocked.

I was going to respond with “Yes you can” and basically started crying. We didn’t know how good we had it.

I do agree that an extended range version so also be slightly larger (wagon).