I'm going to start bringing that information to the attention of others. Also with the picture of Trump standing on of his Scottish golf courses. 

Goddammit, Farva!

Madea.

Liberal Cessfest is the theme of my next birthday party.

Your only mistake is assuming that the use of facts and common sense will make a difference here, but I commend your effort. Also I learned something new about io9. Neat.

Ursula should be a drag queen and Disney knows it.

The internet is simply not ready for all the Idris merman fan art.

So long as it doesn’t have their bullshit Thin Blue Line adornment you should be ok.

Aspects of some Zelda games are definitely in the metroidvania genre - it’s the understanding that you will go to a region, realize you cannot access part of it, go to another region to gain a new ability, and then you will have to go back to the old region and progress. Mario does not qualify.

I’ve never played Dark Souls, so Hollow Knight was pure metroidvania until someone explained it’s similarity to Dark Souls, which is tenuous.

Well now we see why police officers idolize him.

It’s convenient that they now also wear bright red hats.

Cruise control that’s mostly inoperable for 6 months of the year is a complete deal breaker, not a minor inconvenience. I will have to do more research on future car purchases to make sure that regular cruise will work without the radar. It sounds like I’ll have to avoid GM entirely (assuming all their cars use the…

I didn't know my dad had a Kinja account. 

Me not that kind of orc!

The DMCA forbids breaking DRM for any reason.

For facial recognition optimization, if it can calculate, “this person is probably female” then it can immediately ignore 50% of the possible people to search through. That’s probably how it got there initially and could most likely be turned off in the future.

I just realized that a cold, sagging Big Mac bares a striking resemblance to the President. The kind where you open the lid and they clearly didn’t put together with any care, and everything is all falling out one side.

My friend got a Gay Agenda for Christmas. It’s pink and sparkly and he loves it.

That is either my dad wearing a new wig, or a 20 year-old with a fake beard. I can’t tell.