Fancy box with a single hard drive inside?

They hate making money? I really don’t know.

So I guess this story fills in every square on “What’s Wrong With America? BINGO”

So do you hate all women, or just your mother?

The phrase you’re looking for is “tragic masculinity.”

More likely he pays other people to bring him human meat.

I guess in that regard they never disappoint. 

This is pretty sad. My electric skateboard has 3hp, and the motor fits in my pocket.

She claims everything wrong with that agency is the fault of the Republicans. I guess I believe her? I believe the GOP would ruin a good thing on purpose, but I also don’t trust any politician to accept their own mistakes.

All afghan patterns are sent to a black site for interrogation before approval.

It's clearly a trap. I would never order sugar free candy. 

I’m looking forward to the dystopian future where I get to shoot down surveillance drones with an EMP gun.

Getting all up in America’s Ass.

I wasn’t super worried before, but this is worryingly specific.

I thought that’s how you made Trump supporters.

I think the problem was that we were all so fucking scared of 4 more years of Harper that we accidentally gave the Liberals a majority. A minority Liberal government (which was mostly predicted) would have been a lot more likely to pass electoral reform.

As someone who voted for Justin Trudeau’s Liberals, “empty words” embodies their entire run so far. Except for legalizing weed. Yay.

It’s likely that time didn’t exist so the question is impossible to answer.

A 2nd coming we can believe in.

COTD