You know, when I’m in my cage and I see somebody on a sportbike hauling ass up to me about to pass me, despite the fact lanesplitting is illegal where I live, and it still annoys me they are driving like a douche, I don’t try to block them or start trouble like an asshole. Why is this so hard for people? What part of…

I'm well aware of how serious we take ourselves.

Marine or Marines is always capitalized.

I think I love you.

You sir are the problem.

The nerve of some peephole...

my point is that assholes are assholes first and foremost. What they choose to be assholes about comes later. most vegetarians and vegans just go about their business. “Capital V” Vegans get all up in your face. Most cyclists just ride and mind themselves. “Capital C” Cyclists get involved in crap like Critical Mass.

The letters shared above don’t speak to the doctor’s character or reputation. They speak to the logistical unlikeliness of the scenario as it was reported, written by people who allegedly would know. There’s a difference.

So she went as a Kardashian?

I DEFINITELY got more sermonising when I was a vegetarian than I do now (that I’m omnivorous). I was vegetarian for what is still a majority of my life. MOST of it was from meat eaters. Seriously. They’re/we’re the worst. Any and every funny joke or argument against vegetarianism... has been made before you came…

What the fuck is this bullshit about “vegans don’t respond or it will be proof of what I say!”? No, proof of what you say would be vegans foisting their belief system upon you in response, which nobody is doing.

I’m 100% sure this ruins all my feminist cred, but I think it’s hilarious. Balls are inherently a little funny, and the image of some bro standing on a scenic cliff somewhere with his nuts out and another dude framing an ‘artistic’ photo through his legs is giving me some serious giggles.

I think you mean Phantom Menace.

The first mobile device manufacturer to automatically orient their camera to landscape mode no matter how the device is being held will make a trillion dollars.

Yeah! It was such a shitty investment that he got twenty years of joy out of it. FFS, it was a race car not an investment vehicle. selling to fund retirement is probably a nice way of saying “I’m getting too old for this shit”

Pink covers Led Zeppelin’s “Babe I’m Gonna Leave You”.

Potter’s family is really regretting the decision not to stage an intervention before he hit rock bottom.