Oh God....

Oh yeah like none of you have ever soaked anybody with breast milk.....

This is how Royals fans must feel.

Our prayers and support go out to him and the Cardinals.

The letter is awesome...and so is that finale....

DUDE! REALLY??????? REALLY??

LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT...

OH this is hawt...Such style, such ability...Hey asshole posting on the internet does not make you "the most published author in the world!

The most published writer on the planet has to go to OKcupid to find a dirty girl? Dirty girls seem to have come down int he world.

Apparently he so published that he forgot to give us his name.

This has to be one of them Penthouse letters. Who in the hell meets his teacher and few hours later she playing Farmer John with his sausage?

Before everyone has a cow. If TMZ is correct there was more then one witness and someone actually went down and told them to stop. They ignored the witness. Look, if you put on a show in public and people notice its not their fault. Its yours. I will let everyone look at the link and see if its so. But…

This does not require explanation!

Actually after the ASU loss, Riki Ellison blew up at Haden's selection of Sarkisian too on Facebook. I have a suspicion that this is a strong feeling among former players at USC. Which means Pat Haden may be in more trouble then people realize. I don't quite know what LenDale did to get chucked out. If he…

Very good..

I did...it was just with somebody else's bride...

I can build a truck size nuclear reactor in 10 weeks. The problem is getting the damn thing to work...

10 Touchdowns? He is not going to be happy....

By the way, former President James Garfield says the scene with the finger probing the bullet hole was absolutely real. He would bet his life on it.

You did all that work to say a movie sucked? Here let me save some work next time. __________ sucked! There, now you can freely write about something worthwhile next time. And then toss in a second column saying this movie sucked!