But not using a dead body takes all the fun out of it!

I remember seeing this exact thing on the Discovery or Science channel in 2004 or something.

It's really hot outside. Better drink my own piss.

Great!!! Just perfect! We've had TRIPLE DIGIT HEAT FOR ABOUT 30 DAYS IN A ROW. And now we have to drink our own piss.

Yay global warming!!! W00T!!! (please kill me now it's been triple digits here for the last 30-some days straight.)

You have no idea what you are talking about. I lived in New York for 6 years and would rather have their winters than this eternal hell-fire we call summer. Here in DFW it's been triple digits for I think 35 days or so now. At midnight it's usually around 94.

Me too Vegeta, me too.

I think that's exactly what they're hoping for.

Just successfully stole another car. It's time too..! *Que music* Drive it like.... *Music stops abruptly* Drive it like it beige

That's nothing man. Here we've had double digits for about 32 days straight and counting.

And to think what ~17 years of normal wear and tear will do to the locks, you could probably start one with a screwdriver.

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Also off topic : Why don't you use an ad-blocker?

Lifehacker is very Windows and Mac biased lol.

I see Windows has finally caught up with the Fluxbox Desktop Environment for Linux.

The old people will not approve of that.

Nevermind.