"It was a pleasure to burn." "Maman died today." "All this happened, more or less." I love a good opening line.

It's good to see clear evidence that being vocal and critical of practices within the game industry can lead to meaningful change for the better.

It's a clear rejoinder to anyone who argues that talking about gaming and vocalizing preferences is useless, or the empty "well, go make your own video game".

Publishers…

Why is it so goddamn large still? They pulled the touchpad in the middle of the controller like they were teasing, so now it's just a barren wasteland of real-estate going toward nothing. Kind of like LeBron's fivehead.

Extreme pickiness is absolutely a dump-able offense in my book. I've never done it, but I have written potential women off because of how picky they were.

CHILD OF DUNWICH RISE

DUDE, YES!

Bit too sludgy for my tastes. Yob is about as sludge as I can stand. Check em out

Track: Incense for the Damned | Artist: Electric Wizard | Album: Time To Die

Track: Bishops In Arms | Artist: Torche | Album: Restarter

Dang. I can understand living on those cheap meals if that's all you can afford (been there), but choosing to eat only those meals? Bleh.

Track: Gunshowers | Artist: BADBADNOTGOOD & Ghostface Killah | Album: Sour Soul

I WISH I COULD AFFORD THIRD PARTY TRANSFORMERS!!1

I don't know why people constantly make this argument. The classic Genesis trilogy of games were FULL of speed-killing platforming sections. Heck, arguably the most entertaining level in Sonic 2 was the casino slot machine, which required you to be slow and precise.

It's all the bullette's fault.

Me: Ma'am, is there anything you would like and we'll see if it's possible to make?

I once worked at a restaurant where we would use plastic fruit for decor. These baskets were placed strategically throughout the dining area. Several times, people would pick up a piece of the plastic fruit and try to eat it. Not in a joking around kind of way, but, like, "oh, look, an apple!"