The public has been able to read the rules since September.

With millions of people suddenly able to afford a trip to the doctor. Why do you ask?

Track: Bishops In Arms | Artist: Torche | Album: Restarter

Dang. I can understand living on those cheap meals if that's all you can afford (been there), but choosing to eat only those meals? Bleh.

Track: Gunshowers | Artist: BADBADNOTGOOD & Ghostface Killah | Album: Sour Soul

The wealthy assholes funding all that would't have easy access to these countries or people if they had strong economies and people there were taken care of. A poor, ignorant guy with an axe to grind is an easy target for them.

Or Libya or Egypt or Italy or anywhere else that ISIS is popping up?

I WISH I COULD AFFORD THIRD PARTY TRANSFORMERS!!1

I don't know why people constantly make this argument. The classic Genesis trilogy of games were FULL of speed-killing platforming sections. Heck, arguably the most entertaining level in Sonic 2 was the casino slot machine, which required you to be slow and precise.

It's all the bullette's fault.

Me: Ma'am, is there anything you would like and we'll see if it's possible to make?

I once worked at a restaurant where we would use plastic fruit for decor. These baskets were placed strategically throughout the dining area. Several times, people would pick up a piece of the plastic fruit and try to eat it. Not in a joking around kind of way, but, like, "oh, look, an apple!"

I love reading these on Mondays, and as I was reading today I thought about the server at my parents' favorite Italian chain restaurant (not Olive Garden, but similar). My parents are in their mid-70's, my dad has dementia and my mom has...she likes to rifle through her coupons. It's a big deal for them to "get out,"…

This might need a trigger warning though

See, that's why buffalo wings are so inexpensive. Each buffalo has hundreds and hundreds of those little wings to lift up its big heavy body, so a single buffalo supplies an entire busy restaurant for a night.

We were planning a Friendsgiving and our friend told us that her date "doesn't eat meat" so we made sure to include a vegan protein dish. It turned out he meant that he doesn't eat meat as in steaks, whole chicken/turkey, etc. You know meat that started as raw when you bought it. He was very happy with the hotpockets…

So at this place, everything tastes like ham?

Ugh, some of these employees have so much attitude. If you're unwilling to do things just because they're logically impossible, maybe customer service isn't for you.