No no no no no no. Just seeing the thumbnail of the gif had me feeling weak. But of course I clicked and watched it still because even though sharks scare me like nothing else, I love them too.

Yeah, it's madness. But that's what happens when you grow up in a house where the rest of your family also eat poorly, so you don't really learn better growing up Thank god those days are behind me.

Oof those weapons and colors are getting me again. So nice. You might just be converting me into a transformers/3rd party-transformer-things fan with these articles.

I hovered for the alt text. I have a problem.

Not the worst it's been, but could definitely be improved. Also the quality's not great since it was taken with a broken 4-year old ipod. IGNORE ME

That's pretty much what I used to do as a kid/young teenager. I didn't eat anything other than ground beef, cheese, and starches pretty much. So I would totally do the exact same thing pretty often. No burger? Pretend I can't eat anything there until they offer me one. It's awful.

The whole "no meat except ground beef/hot pockets" thing used to be me when I was young. I grew out of it eventually when I gave up meat, started actually thinking about food in general, and actually had to eat different things.

Honestly she probably survives on hamburgers. I used to be a picky little fuck like her when I was younger and would pretty much only eat cheeseburgers at any restaurant and on any occasion that I could. I didn't like any other kind of meat and rarely if ever ate anything other than bread, cheese, and ground beef in…

The sticker really pulls the whole thing together

Not a terrible design, but why so drab? And those tattoos ugghhh

After all the gratuitous product placement in Man of Steel, I wouldn't be surprised.

I put in about 40 hours and quit. It was fun, but being a stealth character in DS1 was a nightmare. I don't know if other classes are any better, but it just felt like almost every battle was meant for a different class or different technique. Plus the reward was very little. It's pretty much only great for people who…

I love the colors and design (and hammer!) of Salvia Prominon and I'm not even a big transformers/3rd-party-transformer-things fan.

You still tipped 15%, which isn't terrible. I would only tip less than 20% if someone does something awful or directly hostile to me or some other patron (which has never happened) even though I'm poor as shit. But that's just me. I wouldn't say anything to a friend if they did that, but I might leave a little extra…

You still tipped 15%, which isn't terrible. I would only tip less than 20% if someone does something awful or directly hostile to me or some other patron (which has never happened) even though I'm poor as shit. But that's just me. I wouldn't say anything to a friend if they did that, but I might leave a little extra…

Make sure he knows how little money servers actually make first, see if that helps. He may just honestly not know. Some people think they make minimum all the time and that tips are like extra fun money or something, especially here in the midwest (Ohio, represent). Also, for some reason, I've run into people that…

My partner used to tip poorly sometimes and extravagantly other times and I didn't understand it, especially since she had been a server before. Turned out it was because she basically has number dyslexia and has a hard time with percentages too. Now she always uses her phone to calculate it and tips very well. This…

Yeah, I'm not saying all devout christians are bad by any means, but he's explicitly pro-life, which wouldn't even really be a big deal on this level either, since it's not like we're forced to be friends or anything. It's just that I'm hesitant to financially support some future game/donations/whatever that are…

Yeah, they were so used to their gross meat by-product that actual real beef was alien to them. I wish we had better food safety standards and labels here in the US.

Well, when I took a trip to Ireland two years ago, my family ate at McDonald's a few times because they're the worst, and I got some fries, which were definitely different. They kept complaining that the burgers weren't the same too (again, the worst of americans tourists). So they at least taste different, if nothing…