I got the same feeling from it. It made me think of that recent awful Snow White movie, the one with Lily Collins.

"Lady, you're scaring us!"

This. Completely and totally this.

If she could just manage to deliver ONE LINE in a voice that sounded like someone else other than Lindsey Lohan...

Well that isn't it necessarily. If you are into someone that needs a little instruction, that could be an amazing opportunity to teach them and to grow closer in the process. But if the sex is just downright bad, if this person is experienced and the sex is just awful, that is indeed a deal breaker.

I mean that after being bullied for years and years, any time someone outside of my circle of misfits did something nice to me I was scared that it was some sort of cruel prank. For example if I had been nominated for homecoming/prom court at my school, my first thought would have been that it was a joke and that at…

As one of the 'ugly loser' girls in school I was always terrified that something like this would happen to me. In jr. high a boy that I liked asked if I wanted to go out with him. He was decently popular in cute so my only thought was that he was part of some elaborate plot to humiliate me, that they would laugh at me…

I'm assuming you mean the concept and not just the word.

Yes Oxford seems to have it in already, but I would imagine it hasn't been updated into everyone's spell check yet. It's a relatively newer term, it'll take some time to cycle in. By then we'll probably have moved on to another wording.

Teach it to spell check it or teach it not to?

Fair enough, and on that we can certainly agree. Quite funny indeed.

You seem to be uncomfortable dealing with the issue at hand, and I don't know why. There isn't a particular need to make assumptions regarding my own views, rather than just ask straight out. Is the root of this only that a woman asked a man to marry her instead of the other way around? Or is it that you don't like…

Well said memo doesn't exist, and no one is implying that. You called someone a pussy because he and his girl did something important to them, because they like something you've deemed as lame.

What we really need to do is just get you a website, something high profile, where couples can okay their engagement plans with you beforehand. You could look into expanding into okaying wedding themes as well, less they be from an inferior franchise.

Ah, the attention seeking. Ladies and gentleman, lets get the napalm and take care of these monstrosities once and for all!

Certainly. All of those other things like what kind of person he is, how he treats her, whether or not he beats dogs... these things matter not. Bad taste is a deal breaker, folks!

Wow, you actually owned Terranigma? That one was so hard to find.

You're assuming an awful lot here, don't you think? They could have had any number of discussions on this, like my husband and I had long before we were ever engaged. He proposed to me, but I knew it was coming long in advance (not exactly when, but that he would) and he knew I would say yes. Knew, not assumed. We…

Disappointed and quite disturbed. It's strange that people find this sort of thing so threatening.

...Didn't you just call a guy a pussy because he has a differing taste than you?