Sad to say, but true.

I propose a Jalopnik Political Party- If elected, first order of buisness:

NOW'S THE TIME TO IMPORT CARS PEOPLE!

That's not how you do it.

what does Santa Claus have to do with this?

So THAT'S what it means!

I guess you could say she...
(sunglasses on)

Bonneville SSE

I did (use a butt plug), and it was for the simple reason that it was the best thing that I could find to buy that had a similar consistency and size as a thumb that I could isolate and place in the door jamb.

Did he really use a butt plug for the demo video?

I played Unreal Tournament back in the day so I never really bought into the whole halo thing. Always considered it a FPS for people who don't know how to use a mouse and keyboard.

WILL IT BABY?!?!?!

It is not The Stig, but The Stig's crappy cable network American cousin.

This rascally Australian pickup truck (or "ute" to use their vernacular) was tracked and recorded by a Queensland police helicopter as part of increased "anti-hooning" law enforcement efforts.

...on your soul.

Yes, stains in your shorts after you realize you own an Aztek. The shi**iest car ever made.

it was in your heart all along